1 . Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
2. Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
2. Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.
3. Santa to Air Hostess:
Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai.
Air hostess ne zordaar thappad uske muh pe
mara.
Santa foran bola:
Aadat bhi bahut milti hai.
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